Dog Jokes

“When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day,
he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.”
Albert Payson Terhune

One woman very courteously approached me in a grocery store, saying, "Excuse me, but I must ask why you've brought your dog into the store." I told her that Grace is a service dog.... A few minutes later, she returned. "Excuse me, but you told me that your dog is allowed in the store because she's a service dog. Is she Army or Navy?"
Terry Thistlewaite

“Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly
in need of discipline and shepherding.”
Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

“A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.”
Helen Thomson

“When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.”
Henry David Thoreau

“There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs
chasing cars and pros putting for pars.”
Lee Trevino

“Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul; chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!”
Anne Tyler

A guy wanted to take his Chihuahua into a restaurant with him, so he put on dark glasses and "tapped" his way in the establishment. The waiter said, "Hey! You can't bring a dog in here." The man indignantly claimed, "I'm blind! This is my seeing eye dog!" "You're trying to tell me," said the waiter, "that this Chihuahua is a seeing eye dog?"
"What?!!" cried the man, "they gave me a Chihuahua?"
Unknown Author

“A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away.”
Unknown Author

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