Funny Dog Quotes

I don't eat anything that a dog won't eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, "I don't think so."
And this is an animal that licks between its
legs and sniffs fire hydrants.
William Coronel

“It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.”
Noel Coward (answering a question from Lawrence Oliviers
young son about two dogs copulating)

“When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man
bites a dog that is news.”
Charles Anderson Dana, "What Is News?", The New York Sun

“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips,
yet she won't drink from my glass.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every
room he leaves a pyramid.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“What a dog I got, his favourite bone is in my arm.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me.”
Jeff Daniels, on the shooting of 101 Dalmatians

“The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who
can't afford to keep a yes-man.”
Robertson Davies

“He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.”
Honoré de Balzac